Here is an example of what a real live college freshman wrote for a sociological explanation of the different ways that having (or not having) a boyfriend can affect how students fritter away their time. In her defence, it was only meant as a rough draft, but.... I think we should all take a moment and wonder at the extreme lack of english skills that does actually exist in high school graduates. **names have been changed to protect the innocent**

SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
While there are different stages in each person relationship everyone shows different types of laughter. In the first stage of relationship giggling is at the attempt of attraction, when in the later stages of the relationship laughter is a method of joke telling and attention capturing. First the two people adjust to the others adaptation and getting to know one another taking up most of once time, while in the later stages of two years and three and a half year talking engages the future and work related topics. Similar fritters which result in having a boyfriend includes stopping time for the men in our lives. Although differences result in the amount of time spent with our others due to the fact where they are, Jamie lives with her boyfriend, Audrey's boyfriend is a student at the U of W, Heidi captured the eye of a hall member while Carly attracts the members of hall walks. Causing us to fritter in forms of phone on the phone, taking naps together, laughing about who has the dishes, and … From one end of the dating stages to the other boys are a fritter.