So all of Hinderlie (the hall I live in) has this escalating series of insults that we pass out, seizing upon any given phrase. For example, if someone happens to say something as mundane as "I should eat more cookies" the exchange goes something like this,
"You're a cookie"
"I'll cookie you"
"I cookied your mom last night"
"I just cookied in my pants"
"You and my ex-girlfriend"
"That's what she said."
of course, any random phrase or word can be inserted instead of cookie.

Also I'm sick... anyone know how to get a bit of Montana Air sent by overnight express?