I would like to take this moment to give thanks that Columbus landed upon this beautiful continent and killed off massive amounts of the native inhabitants so that we could move here and celebrate some religious wackos not starving to death with our extended families where everyone acts weird because everyone wants to impress each other because lord knows we cant just relate to each other like normal human beings we have to communicate through food and so we cook way too much food while people on the other side of the world and even in our own first world country are starving to fucking death and people are fighting and dying in Iraq (which George Bush visited for like a half an hour today, Gee I don’t know why the troops would need a moral booster, do you?) and Israel and Ireland (Still!) and Congo and Columbia and Georgia and on and on and on and forever and ever Amen