After missing synagogue/wimping out on synagogue, I am now in Zach's room drinking some of Chris' wine with Zach (doink) and Caitlin and David. We watched some of the cubs game too, like the good Chicago-ans we are. Some girl asked Zach if she could be his "fag-hag." Um... right.
Conversation between Zach and Ledah went (partially) as follows
Zach: I would date Anna scott.
Ledah: I wouldn't (sorry scotty, but I wouldn't)
Zach: What? She was the hottest girl in our class
Ledah: Yeah but she'd be incorrigible to date (sorry Scotty but you would be)
Zach: No, I would guess she's super romantic and I bet she's a BEAST in bed.
Ledah: I know she's a beast... I mean, I'm sure she is.
etc etc.
Chris, the wine is fine.
Miss y'all.